The Real Housewife of Texas

So unless you live under a rock, you have heard of the real housewives tv shows. There is orange county, New York, Beverly hills Atlanta, and more. However, there isn’t a Texas one that I can think of, or have seen. So here is my version of Real House Wives of Texas.

Texas wives love big trucks.
***Your man being greasy from working on his truck warms your engines.
***When pulling next to a small car you feel superior
*** Mud on the tires doesn’t gross US out it makes us smile.
***Sitting on the tailgate listening to music counts as date night

Texas Wives drink beer
Texas wives have to love AND understand Football
Texas women call EVERYONE nick names. Such as babe, baby, sugar, sweetie, etc..
Texas women love pink camo

 

 

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6 thoughts on “The Real Housewife of Texas

  1. Arlee Bird says:

    There probably should be a Real Housewives of Texas since so many people have been moving there.

    It appears that this might be your “R” post for A to Z. Hopefully so and hopefully you catch up to the rest of us–we’re now on “W”. Keep posting so they don’t take you off the list!

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out

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  2. mummy do it says:

    I think I’ve watched a total of 3 seconds of all of the ‘Real Housewives’ shows since they didn’t seem real to me, or women I’d like to be around…but your Texas women seem much more real!
    Thanks for sharing with the BlogFairLinkParty at mummydoit.co.nz

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  3. Mrs. AOK says:

    I’m a misplaced Texan. πŸ™‚
    I would totally watch The Real Housewives of Texas; but they’d probably go to Dallas or Austin and find “Bravo-like Housewives.” Texas does have ’em.
    I’m always calling someone honey, sweetie, of baby πŸ™‚ I love football, but I do like beer.
    XOXO

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